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Lohan with an iPhone: because there has never been a cell phone with a better screen for snorting coke off of…

date

  • Greg: I am going on a date tonight. cant wait
  • Matt: oh fuck you greg
  • Greg: nervous as fuck though
  • Matt: i cant get a date.
  • Greg: Haha. Yes you can, just look
  • Matt: how do you pull it off?
  • Greg: be like "Hey nice shoes wanna fuck" wins em all over
  • Matt: i say that every time and it never works! is it in the intonation?
Jul 02 2007
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Eyeball Tattoos

Yes, this is real. It’s a bit extreme, so if you’ve got a weak stomach, maybe you don’t want to click the link above. Otherwise, go nuts. Very interesting…Ā 

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